Olympic Sex ~ Are the Brazilians Waxed?
Sport | Smutober Day 18 | Olympic Sex Games Edition
Are the Brazilians Waxed? ~ Naked Athletics ~ Bondage Athletes
Call it Olympic Sex, or perhaps Sex Olympics…
Let’s start with a historical tidbit. Perhaps you already knew this, but competitors in the original Olympic Games were nude.
At least that’s what I’ve read about the original Grecian games. I’m getting old, but I’m not quite old enough to have witnessed them…
I wonder if the undressed state of the participants was enjoyed properly by the audience?
Still today, the sex appeal of the modern Olympics is undeniable.
Those old Olympic Games look pretty kinky to me…
I have to wonder, are the Brazilians waxed?
Some of the Olympic sports even have names that seem sexualized…
Consider weightlifting, where you will find events like the “snatch” and the “clean and jerk”. Then there are the handballers, their sport’s name is a euphemism for fisting…
Of course, the athletes competing in the Olympics have spent their whole lives developing specific skill sets to match their chosen sport.
At this point, I can’t help seeing some parallel skill sets at work between those marvelous competitive athletes and some others…
It is good for dominants to remember that not all submissives are as flexible as the models featured at sites such as Hogtied.com. It’s just the same as everywhere else, not all women are as flexible as the world-class gymnasts competing in the Olympic Games either.
Call it the Sex Olympics, the sexy Olympics, or Olympic Sex. While I’m not arguing that some BDSM porn stars are the equivalent of Olympic Athletes, I am saying there are some shared skill sets.
Including Olympic Sex!
It’s not a big secret. Durex, a condom company, donated 130,000 of their signature product to the Olympic village.
Durex marketing dude Mark Critchley even announced, “As the official supplier of condoms and lubricants, we hope the donation will help athletes improve their achievements between the sheets.”Matt Sussman
Olympic Sex Games
It’s like the first day of college, you’re nervous, super excited. Everyone’s meeting people and trying to hook up with someone.Tony Azevedo
It’s like Vegas, you learn not to ask a lot of questions.John Godina
If you find somebody you like and who likes you, your world’s complete for a second, and you compete well.Breaux Greer
There’s a lot of sex going on.Hope Solo
Olympic athletes have to display an unnatural … level of self-discipline in the build-up to big competitions. How else is this going to manifest itself than with a volcanic release of pent-up hedonism?Matthew Syed
Ryan Lochte - Olympic Swimming
I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians. Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Carrie Sheinberg - Olympic Skiing
Just a magical, fairy-tale place, like <em>Alice in Wonderland</em>, where everything is possible. You could win a gold medal and you can sleep with a really hot guy.
Emily Brydon - Olympic Skiing
What happens at Olympic Village stays at Olympic village. There’s a lot of stress pent up over the week, so it’s safe to say that some good times happen.
I’m running a friggin’ brothel in the Olympic Village! I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.Josh Lakatos
Hope Solo - Olympic Soccer
Unlike at a bar, it’s not awkward to strike up a conversation because you have something in common. It starts with, ‘What sport do you play?’ All of a sudden, you’re fist-bumping.
The entire women’s 4×100 relay team of some Scandinavian-looking country walks out of the house, followed by boys from our side. And I’m just going, ‘Holy crap, we’d watched these girls run the night before.’Josh Lakatos
I am often asked if the Olympic village is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is: too right it is. My first games was Barcelona in 1992, and I got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point.Matthew Syed
Brandi Chastain - Olympic soccer
When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta, there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We’re like, ‘Holy cow, what is this place?
We’d graze over our food for hours watching all the eye candy, wondering why I got married.Julie Foudy
Alicia Sacramone - Olympic Gymnast.
As far as best bodies, it’s swimmers and water polo players, because that’s an insane workout. And the track guys, they’re sneaky-cute. Very serious, but when they lighten up, you’re like, ‘Oh, you’re kind of adorable.
Carrie Sheinberg - Olympic Alpine Skiing
Olympians are adventurers. They look for a challenge, like having sex with someone who doesn’t speak their language.
Breaux Greer - Olympic Javelin
The girls are in skimpy panties and bras, the dudes in underwear, so you see what everybody is working with from the jump. Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20.
Hope Solo - Olympic Soccer
With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field. I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.