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Baby, It’s Freakin’ Cold Outside | Smutober

by | Oct 25, 2017 | 2 comments

Winter is Coming | A Cold Michael Samadhi | Smutober

Here in the Midwest, our summers are hot and humid, our winters bitterly cold. Certainly -20F is not an uncommon windchill to chill the bones after a good blizzard. It’s not uncommon to hit -30F windchill at least once a year. It’s not only too cold outside for much activity, that kind of temperature can be dangerous.

I love Fall and Spring. Cold and Winter, I simply tolerate.

While I might on occasion use a little bit of ice in my BDSM play, I usually only break out the ice cube tray if things get overheated. In that way, cold/ice can be sensual and useful to me. But really, as someone who has to suffer through Midwestern winters with bitter temperatures, there’s really nothing sexy to me about cold…

Unless, of course, we are talking about slaves making naked snow angels on FetLife. Every winter those sorts of images appear. And, I can’t help but find them sexy. I can’t begin to imagine anyone I’ve played with over the last decade being able to tolerate that kind of activity. That kind of cold usually doesn’t feel good for folks with arthritis, and my submissives and play partners are getting old with me.

So, I enjoy other’s snow angels from the warmth and comfort of Chateau Samadhi. I camped in the cold for Christmas one year, back when I was young. But, that’s no more. When it’s cold outside there are too many aches.

Perhaps you should think of Michael Samadhi like a big ramblin’ grizzly bear (my totem animal). This time of year, I’d just as soon curl up and hibernate.

This year, I just might!

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Michael Samadhi

Michael Samadhi – Joy of Kink Editor – author, lifestyle dominant, sex blogger, sex educator, photographer, artist, pansexual, sapiosexual, polyamorist, audiophile, historian, pagan/Buddhist, former political activist, and community organizer. I tied up a girlfriend (consensually) the first time back in 1980, and it’s been a hell of a ride ever since.

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Indigo Byrd

Oh good grief -30 I’ll stop whinging – I think the worst I’ve experienced is about -9…
Don’t blame you all for hibernating – works for me.